About Levitic*nts: The Gospel of Rage, Grace, and Good Merch
“They told us to be meek. We decided to be magnificent instead.”
There’s a long tradition of telling women how to behave, how to dress, and what to believe. Levitic*nts exists because we got tired of that. It’s a love letter to the loud, the tired, and the too-much — a reclamation project stitched together with satire, theology, and a healthy dose of heresy.
We built this brand because holiness was never meant to be a muzzle. It was supposed to be a mirror.
Verse One: The Rage
For every woman who’s ever been told her anger is unattractive, here’s a revelation: rage is holy.
It’s the sound of centuries of silence cracking open.
For years, religion has demanded that women perform obedience while men perform authority. We were told to submit, to be pure, to bear the cross of everyone else’s comfort.
But when we looked closer, we found that purity culture wasn’t about faith — it was about fear. Fear of women who think, speak, and desire for themselves. Fear of softness that doesn’t ask permission.
Levitic*nts started as a whisper and turned into a rallying cry. Every design, every phrase, every blasphemous hoodie is a reclamation — a refusal to apologize for existing in this skin, in this voice, in this fire.
Verse Two: The Grace
We aren’t here just to burn things down. We’re here to build something softer in the ashes.
Grace, in our gospel, isn’t about forgiveness for being human. It’s about remembering that you were always divine.
It’s finding laughter in the sermon and liberation in the punchline. It’s letting the sacred and the silly hold hands.
Our pieces speak to that duality: rage embroidered with tenderness, defiance softened by joy. It’s not about being anti-faith — it’s about claiming the right to define what faith means now.
For some, it’s God. For others, it’s community, justice, or a really good grilled cheese on a bad day. We welcome it all.
Verse Three: The Merch
The shirts, mugs, and totes? They’re sermons you can wear.
They’re conversation starters, protest signs, and love letters to the survivors of every sermon that made you small.
When we say Certified Abomination, we mean it as a badge of honor. When we design Thy Rod, Thy Problem, it’s not just a joke — it’s a statement.
Each line is rooted in the sacred art of side-eye and scripture remix, turning the very language of control into a manifesto for autonomy.
We print with purpose. We design with irreverence.
And every sale helps fund creative projects for women and queer writers reclaiming their own narratives — because art and resistance belong together.
Verse Four: The Community
Levitic*nts isn’t just a shop. It’s a sanctuary of smart mouths and soft hearts.
It’s for anyone who’s ever been called blasphemous, difficult, dramatic, or divine — sometimes in the same breath.
We believe theology belongs at the kitchen table, the group chat, and the picket line.
We believe holiness can live in laughter and liberation can live in lace.
And we believe the revolution starts when you realize you were never the villain — you were just badly translated.
Our blog dives deeper into all this: essays on faith, feminism, and internet culture; satire that bites; theology that blushes. You can read about purity culture, slut-shaming, queer sainthood, and why Lot’s wife absolutely had the right idea.
Verse Five: The Benediction
If you’ve ever been told you’re too loud, too angry, too ambitious, or too sinful — welcome home.
Here, we say grace before we riot.
We make art out of scripture and jokes out of shame.
We take back every word that was weaponized and make it wearable.
“Go forth and sin creatively.”
