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Certified Abomination Hoodie
Certified Abomination Hoodie
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They said “abomination.”
You said “thanks for noticing.”
The Certified Abomination Hoodie is the coziest act of rebellion you’ll ever wear. Made from a medium-heavy cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²), it balances warmth and weight—ideal for late-night plotting or avoiding divine judgment in style.
Details
Fabric: 50% cotton / 50% polyester (Gildan Heavy Blend™ 18500)
Fit: Classic unisex
Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Features: Large pouch pocket (for snacks or spite) · Double-lined hood with matching drawcord · Ribbed cuffs & hem · Tear-away label (because scratchy tags are hell)
Ethics: Ethically grown US cotton · OEKO-TEX® certified dyes · US Cotton Trust Protocol
Note: White color runs slightly off-white—we call it purgatory beige.
Sizes: S–5XL
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, repent never.
Size Guide (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length (from center back) | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance | ±1.5 | |||||||
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3 Gnaftis House Flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500 · 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings: For adults · Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry medium, iron low heat, do not dry clean
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